We all go through undesirable situations in life where we either take action to change or change the way we look at the situation, at the end what we don’t want is UNHAPPINESS. Very few people understand how to respect an EQUATION. I am talking about friends. Most people think we build walls to keep others out, it’s actually to protect what’s precious within.
I am an enthusiastic optimistic outrageous extrovert person who believes in doing own life is more important over anything or anyone. People think i am SELFISH, i think i am SELF-INVESTED. Only one person who matches my level of maturity, energy & nonsensical fun is my bestfriend DEMI. Way way back i broke up from our equation. I was going through a rough patch in my life & my bestie proposed me 7 times in a row within 2 months. Like everyone she too thought a relationship can bring more happiness to life, which is utter bullshit. Later it took us a long time to patch things because, i don’t believe in SECOND CHANCES. Clarifying once again, I AM NOT DATING DEMI. All i can say is, we are best friends since 395 years to be precise & i cherish this blonde bitch every single day.
Everyone has a friend during each stage of life. But only blessed ones have the same friend in all stages of life.(Not my words). Happy belated birthday dumb DEMI. Almost week+ delay in posting this, but you know i adore you & hate you equally. I swear someday you will be an amazing aunt/babysitter to my future kids.🤪
Once in a while one friend or another asks me this question: “Tap, what you do when you are stressed!!?”.
OK. This one has two solutions for me; 1. Figure out who/what caused stress & kill that reason behind it silently. 2. Lift weights, do some 200 push-ups, look at my imperfect 5-pack abs in mirror, talk to my PhD research associates to figure out who is running ahead of me, login to my amazon seller portal to see how many boxes of whey protein we sold today, then have a pint of my favourite low calorie sugarfree ice cream in sea salt caramel flavour while watching Tom and Jerry.
Two easy ways actually. Most of the time i prefer the 2nd one because murder is still illegal. In case i get the opportunity to kill someone without getting punished, i would love to kill my bestie bitch by leaving her inside a huge bucket in any snowy swedish village during 2070 winter. If you are one of my close friends, you already know i am a simple stupid sober sassy person who is unaware of all emotional melodramas. Nobody is big enough to hurt me or give me stress. The worst things a human can do is; LIE. Every liar falls in line with every negative prediction. And i bet, after a while they seem fun & funny because of their repetitive pattern of lying. Fuck fake goodness. Tappie loves real people with clean intentions & bad will always work if it’s real.
There are tons of motivational videos which talk about taking risks & leave that 9 to 5 job to fetch your dreams. Most men see it, start something they wish getting their adrenaline pumped for exact 7 days & then give up whatever they started mourning/regretting what they lost after facing FAILURE. That’s how we lose some real people coming forward with genuine ideas/intrest/breakthrough towards solving problems. When you want something in life, first sit down & have a heart to heart conversation with yourself. Being real is way more important compared to being optimistic or persistent for that matter.
Let me tell you how I roll!! I am not a believer in this risk taking bullshit, bullshit because I have never done anything like this. I know myself & I take a long long time to trust someone/something. When my businesses & career are concerned, I only follow tried & tested methods. I must understand it fully before investing myself into it. That’s the reason I am aware I can/will do something better than others but I am never gonna do/invent something drastically new which isn’t present already. Does that make me an inferior person who isn’t interested to take risks!!? If NO, that’s good. If YES, even better because I have no time to give shit. I see myself growing as a person while feeding my bank account some good dose of benjamins everyday. Most important part is: I am HAPPY with what I do. Still suggestions & positive constructive inputs are welcome but accepting them will always remain my choice.
A bit about this boy/men adrenaline driven mindset I mentioned in first paragraph!! Challenge me to run 5km without stopping, bake a pizza in 20 minutes, design a stupid website like this https://demidum.best within 20 minutes to embarass my bestie bitch because of our previous day fight, do 100 push-ups or 50 pull-ups, skateboarding without wearing helmets or knee pads in southbank skateboard park, all these take bit of balls to pull off. Have I done it all?? My closest friends can answer this. You can challenge me to surf in rain or go deep inside sea till some shark bites my butt, all these adrenaline thumping moves portray a boy/men packs bit badassery because we have designed a society like this around us. Sometimes it’s totally OK to say “I CAN’T DO THIS” & save yourself from being stupid. (This shark biting butt & surfing under rain incidents already happened with me, that too for a challenge of 50 quids with a russie mofo. Ivan, fuck yourself).
We all must take self introspection bit seriously. That helps us in understanding limits of our strength & capabilities.
We are the worst duo ever. When I want to surf, she wants to shop. When I want to eat, she wants to empty the entire bottle of booze. When I want to workout, she wants to go stargazing. When I want to watch Tom & Jerry, this bitch literally wants to know everything about Marvel cinematic universe that too from my mouth & suddenly starts fighting with me over which pizza tastes the best or why black pudding is the shittiest thing in a full monty breakfast. The summary of this entire post is; I got a real good bimbo as my bestfriend since forever, let’s say since past 530 years.
Can’t finish this post without thanking DEMI for being there to handle this 76 kilo huge baby monster named TAP. Congratulations for your master’s degree, I wasn’t expecting you can clear backlogs this year as well fr. But 2020 is a surprising menace, so is your interest in studies. I am happy they cancelled university ball, I hated those dance rehearsals over facetime. Keep slaying and I hate it when you use my apartment like your dad’s credit card. Btw you must consider returning your dad’s credit card back to him. Swear i will not be single for long, so please get a guy for yourself. Here’s my sweet slap to your all 4 cheeks. Congrats again. You are adored, always. I have taken a long time to figure out “I wanna wow/woo someone”, FYI my future boo will totally hate our equation. Have a good one. Muuaaahhh..😙
Whenever I say “my bitch”, only one person gets supremely excited because there is a “MY” in it. The bitch I am talking about is my saviour. I never needed her support, but she shown up & kicked my ass to move ahead quickly swiftly successfully towards happiness. I am talking about “my bestie bitch-Demi”.
Whenever we connect, her words are more like two grade-3 kids planning how to build a sand-castle near a beach. Though I am just 4.67billion times mature compared to her, I always end up joining that stupid idea. Friends ask me more about her, I answer this about who she is; “Clean heart, Clear mind, unaware of wtf is EGO & LIE, Dad’s credit card after spending own salary”. Whatever it may be, you are True & Yes I am buttering you little bit right now. Get me that 1800-supreme hoodie latest drop (Dark olive or Heather Grey Please). I will let you spank my butt twice in exchange.
Apart from all: you put me to the right place when I was collapsing to pieces. No thank you for being my bestie. But thank you in advance for that hoodie. If you aren’t able to fly, please ask me my new address to mail that shit.🤗😘
You know who can screw each of my lines easy peasy. Demi, I want to tell you one thing from the bottom of my heart: “sometimes I lose my shit & sometimes I lose my breath, while checking out your ass & attitude.” You are a weirdly ridiculous pain to me & I can’t do anything about that. We always come back to each other where we left. No matter how big of a bitch you are, I adore/appreciate you for being bestie to this asshole named Tap.😘